JoeRamos

 Q-Vo-Le, Raza~

“Feliz Navida, Prospero Ano  y Felicidad….!

““We Weesh You a mary Christmas and a Happy New Year…..”

I heard that somewhere and so I thought I’d share.   

Hola Raza!Cuidadito! 

“Ay viene Santa Claus,

Con todos sus venados,

Si a usted no le trai nada

Es que usted mal se porto, HEY…!”  

Raza, I not only have to write these mentiras but I also have to do some outdoor Christmas decorating! And I have to do these things not only simultaneously, but at the same time too, so I’ll forgo the ‘spelling and proper grammar usage-checking’ in the interest of finishing up before the next cold front hits!  If you see something here that doesn’t sound quite right, just go with the flow and try to figure it out on your own.  Too late, the cold is here!

Hola Raza!!  Well, let’s see where the Revolution Gorillas spent the last two weekends.

Hola Raza!

Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated and quite premature! I’ve simply been enjoying a short ‘hiatus’ (Good word, Look it up!) from the band for the last couple of weeks or four, so I’ll now try to get back to it.

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Raza, how ‘alluring’ and ‘dulcet’ (Good words, look ‘em up!) do my words have to be to make you respond favorably when I ask, “I know you lent me a bunch of money and I just don’t know what happened to it, but can you let me have a few billion more dollars to tide me over for awhile…?” “I think I squandered it but I’m not sure…” Would words in that ‘vernacular’ (Good word, look it up!) convince you to lend me a lot of money… again?  What if I ‘grovel’ (Good word, look it up!) and say ‘Puleeezzzz?’?